Ben-glish

Me: "Ben, who made you?"
Ben:(jumping up and down screaming), "Jesus Loves Me!"

Me: "Ben, you look tired. Are you sleepy?"
Ben: "No, I'm not tired. I so waked up."

Shoes are called "shoes on".
Socks are called "socks on".
Candy is referred to as "hot chocolate".
Diego (his favorite cartoon) is referred to as "E-A-go Rescue"
Every morning this week he has declared, "today is my bird-day".