These look like good classes for husbands. I am going to check into classes 6, 10, and 12!
Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, August 17 th 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding
The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and
Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not
Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other
Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Continuing His Education
Posted by darla at 3:16 PM
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 comments:
In defense of men, and more specifically my brother-in-law, we can't be perfect. While he may need improvement in some areas that I wouldn't be able to identify due to not living with him; I must say he seems to do an excellent job with 14. In addition, for you to say he needs 6, 10, and 12 means that he does at least a good job on the other 11. In other words, he does 78.57% of the things listed. Darla, you should really try to look on the positive side of things, and praise on the other items he does well, might inspire him to do the others well, but don't count on it! Remember we men are perfect - just different. HA!
Sorry, I meant to say in the last line of my comment that men aren't perfect, not men are perfect.
Well Jay, it seems that I struck a cord with you! My, my! Jared wasn't amused either in general, and of course he had plenty to say in his defense concerning classes 6, 10 and 12.
I will say that he does succeed in area #14 so in my opinion I can overlook any other "flaws" because this #14 makes up for everything else. And of course there is the fact that he overlooks my many shortcomings!
I need one for "Crying in the vicinity, go ahead and check on it". And boy do I need one to cover "Go out on a limb and just DO SOMETHING instead of waiting to be asked."
But I'm not bitter.
When are we going to see some pictures from the trip to Chicago?
Post a Comment